- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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