- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

oh hey.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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