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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

If you have a stroke, call 000

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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