- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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