- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

A lot eh?

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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