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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Kevin and Ramin

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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