What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Knock Knock Who's there

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

autistic kids rock

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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