What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Go away still nothing to see

Chick Norris... Enough said

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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