- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

ask me if i am a tree. no.

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