Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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