- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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