What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

eoin burgin is fat

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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