Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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