- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

Your girlfriend.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

Rylan Clark

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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