A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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