- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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