- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Knock Knock.

Gay rights.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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