Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

i dont fisish anythi

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...