- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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