- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A mormon walks into a bar.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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