why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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