- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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