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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

Adam Chebali is awesome

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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