What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Horse.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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justin beiber sucks

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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