- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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