Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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