- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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