what came first the chicken or the chips

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

The Ohio State Buckeyes

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

roses are red violets should be purple

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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