why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

Why did the black man die? He was shot

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

A shark ate your mom

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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