IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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What do you call it? Whatever it is.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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