- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

what are you mike bibby?

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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