- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Knock Knock No solicitors

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Anti Joke

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