- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

what happened to your carpool? they died.

How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

hi jonny

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

Homo say what?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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