What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A 14 year girl enjoys exploring the sexual regions of her body, whilst having one of her intimate sessions her brother walks into her room. Her brother was a rather sexual 17 year old, who has had sex with several different girls, and is not afraid to try new things. the brother says " get a room to his sister... oh wait" and walks out

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

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42

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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