What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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