- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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