- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What did Reed read? A. Read?

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

No your aunties a joke

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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