I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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