- Anti Joke

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.