- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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