Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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