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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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