A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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