Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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NEVER

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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