Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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