- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What is white and long? A New York winter

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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