What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Pickles are moist.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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