Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

thumb_up thumb_down -15

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

thumb_up thumb_down -15

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -15

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops