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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Click here to end the world.

Guess what? I like trains.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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