Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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