What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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