What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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