- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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