- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Knock Knock Who's there

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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