- Anti Joke

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.