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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

i dont care if you rate me or not

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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