Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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