- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Racial Equality

Why is this joke funny It isn't

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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