- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

what do you call a black guy african american

Golf.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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