- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's 1+1? 69.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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