- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Gus's mom

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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