- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

In soviet Russia...things are different

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

womens rights.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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