- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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