What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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The Colts this year.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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