What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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