What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Nero, sure you are okay?

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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