Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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