- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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