- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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