- Anti Joke

I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.