- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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