- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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