- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Knock knock Come in

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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