How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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