- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Massie is a fatass

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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