what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Hail Hitler

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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