Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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