- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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